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my name is kelly.
Certified dancing queen. young and sweet. only 17.
i like things that make me laugh.
no particular type of blog.

"College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”"

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via bl-ossomed)

(via quarter-to-3-am)

starbucks cashier: how can i help you
me: i summon hazelnut latte in attack position. i activate the magic card "size grande" and apply it to my coffee. hazelnut latte allows me to special summon a cheese danish from the dessert section and set it in defense position. i set credit card face down and end my turn.

"Deep conversations are two souls that have exposed the depths of their hearts, hoping they will not be left there alone."

(via thewindwithinthewillowtree)

"Wanna always hold you near because your touch is all it takes to make my problems disappear."

Adel Dada (via adeldada)

thevoicecalledcheesecake:

In case you still don’t understand how badly women have had it, when anaesthetic was first invented doctors weren’t allowed to give it to women who were giving birth because the church said that the pain of childbirth was God punishing women for not being men

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

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